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		<title>Heidi Montag: &apos;I&apos;m a virgin&apos; (A HA HA HA HA HA!)</title>
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Apparently during Heidi Montag&#8217;s interview with Ryan Seacrest she claimed to still be a virgin. Chins McJugs has a hymen? Hilarious! Scope out this load of crap via Hollyscoop:
Speidi talked about how Heidi is &#8220;still a virgin&#8221; and how religious she is, insisting that her &#8220;next album is going to be a Christian one.&#8221;
&#8220;We don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Finally &#8220;Amy To Go Back To Rehab&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:33:11 +0000</pubDate>
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It is being reported that AMY Winehouse will check back in to a rehab centre.&#160;&#160; We can only hope that this is true and that she finally gets help&#8230;.Following the singer&#8217;s wobbly performance - met by boos from an angry crowd - at V Festival over the weekend, she has decided to get some help.&#160;&#160; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jennifer Love Hewitt wishes she&apos;d been nude from age 12 to 28</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:16:24 +0000</pubDate>
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Jennifer Love Hewitt despite her proclamations after Bikini-Gate that&#8217;s she secure with her body, dropped 18 pounds over the past couple of months and plans on running a marathon on her 30th birthday. (My sources tell me a team of scientists at NASA are building her a sports bra.) Jennifer recently sat down with Health [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Al Pacino Fierce Queen!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:12:34 +0000</pubDate>
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With fingernails like that, it is no wonder screen legend Al Pacino was desperately trying to avoid the baying photographers as he left a Beverly Hills restaurant.&#160;&#160;With his hands clasped on the steering wheel, blue nail varnish can clearly be seen on the veteran actor&#8217;s fingernails. 
Maybe the Godfather star was trying to scare somebody [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kate Beckinsale in a bikini</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:17:38 +0000</pubDate>
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Kate Beckinsale did some scuba-diving while vacationing in Cabo yesterday with her family. I don&#8217;t want to say these photos of Kate in a bikini are the most important news of the day, but let&#8217;s be frank, they are. I mean, Jesus, I wrote a post about Chris Kattan. How does that even happen?

















Photos: Flynet
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		<title>Roseanne Barr says more crazy shit</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:17:33 +0000</pubDate>
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Roseanne Barr got people&#8217;s attention yesterday by flinging a bucket of crazy at Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt on her blog. Now, she&#8217;s getting invites to talk shows and knows people are reading her blog. Whoops! But at least she&#8217;s writing absolutely insane shit that makes the collected works of Britney Spears read like Charles [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chris Kattan and wife separate after 8 weeks of marriage</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:17:09 +0000</pubDate>
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Chris Kattan and his model wife of two months are already throwing in the towel. But, yet, they don&#8217;t plan to divorce which would puzzle me if I weren&#8217;t too busy trying to figure out where the hell all the real celebrities are hiding today. Us Magazine reports:
After just eight weeks of marriage, Saturday Night [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kelly Brook in a bikini</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
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British model/actress Kelly Brook decided to celebrate her recent split from Billy Zane by hitting up Saint-Tropez and posing in a bikini. I guarantee I could probably roll up on Kelly and woo her by simply saying &#8220;Did you notice all my hair? It&#8217;s on my head.&#8221; She&#8217;d be like putty in my hands - [...]]]></description>
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		<title>David Beckham&apos;s life story to become a musical</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:16:26 +0000</pubDate>
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Sometimes dreams do come true. In this case, a really retarded one called &#8220;David Beckham: The Musical.&#8221; (Actually, it&#8217;s called &#8220;The Theater of Dreams,&#8221; but close enough.) Set to launch in London&#8217;s West Side, the production will basically portray David as the Jesus of soccer. I shit you not. The UK Telegraph reports:
“Beckham’s story is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Avril Lavigne &apos;too sexy&apos; to perform in Malaysia?</title>
		<link>http://www.mrtabloid.com/2008/08/avril-lavigne-too-sexy-to-perform-in-malaysia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:16:10 +0000</pubDate>
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Somebody thinks Avril Lavigne is not only sexy, but &#8220;too sexy.&#8221; Really? Vampire Girl? She was set to perform in Malaysia but officials for the country think Avril&#8217;s sugary pop music is a bad influence, according to OK! Magazine:
“It is not timely. It&#8217;s not in the good spirit of our National Day. If we go [...]]]></description>
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