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Yep its offical, ex Eastender Michelle Ryan is going to be the new Bionic woman!want to see a preview??
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David Beckham angered his wife Victoria the other night at Nobu in London. The two were sitting near former tranny model Kelly Killoren Bensimon (above) and David simply couldn’t keep his eyes off of her. According to a witness:

“Beckham was straining his neck to check Kelly out the entire time. Everyone at her table was commenting on it. Finally, Posh got up and left, and she barely ate anything.”

maybe he was looking for the ball? cough i mean balls? Or maybe his fed up with his 87lb posh bin

Rehab anyone? Jesse Metcalfe checked himself in to an undisclosed rehab center for alcohol abuse this week, a rep for the star confirmed. “On Monday, March 19, Jesse Metcalfe entered a rehab facility to deal with alcohol issues. He realized he had a problem and was anxious to deal with it immediately. The actor, best known as the hunky gardener on the ABC show ‘Desperate Housewives’ and the star of the film ‘John Tucker Must Die,’ hopes that the media will allow him the privacy to deal properly with his treatment.”

Mel Gibson is pissing people off again after telling a Central American Studies professor to “f- off” during a tense press conference. He was addressing a film class at Cal State University at Northridge last night when the professor questioned the accuracy of his Apocalypto film. Alicia Estrada asked Gibson if he had read about the Mayan culture before shooting the controversial film, suggesting that some of the bloodthirsty, sacrificial scenes in the film were both wrong and racist.

Gibson suddenly exploded in anger, responding, “Lady, f- off.” Gibson also became angry when members of the Mayan community protested on how they were portrayed in the film during the lecture. They were escorted out of the room

Jessica Simpson is set to join the television show ‘X Factor’. She has been slated to replace Louis Walsh on the judging panel and TV bosses are hoping Jessica will boost ratings. A source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “They are looking for a looking for a female American judge to balance things up and Jessica is a sexy girl and will add some glamor to the show.” X Factor’ auditions begin next month and the new series will air in August.

Christina Aguileraloves to spice up her sex life by playing doctor (and nurse) in the bedroom - and she’s even bought her new husband, Jordan Bratman, a sexy medic’s outfit. The couple is said to stage racy hospital emergencies in the privacy of their own home - and the ‘Dirrty’ singer makes sure they have all manner of sex toys to in their fantasy foray. She also insists that her husband dresses up for the fun sex sessions. She told Maxim magazine, “I like to play doctor. I got Jordan a doctor’s outfit with a doctor’s bag full of sex toys. I wore the naughty nurse’s costume, ofcourse.”

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise seem like there under a dark cloud, as they sat watching his son’s basketball game and barely looking at each other

Did american idol’s Kellie Pickler have a sudden growth spurt? or did she just get some implants?Pickler stopped by the ratings juggernaut to perform her new single in a dress that showed off two very large assets suspiciously absent from last year’s show.
Her transformation was so apparent, even Ryan Seacrest noticed. When she appeared on stage, he looked at her new figure, then asked her if there was anything she’d bought with her recent cash windfall. (Once the snickering died down, a giggling Pickler …replied “shoes.”)
Maybe she stuffed them into her bra???? Or maybe she went to the same shoe shop as Jennifer Love Hewitt

Actress Sienna Miller has sparked controversy yet again by revealing she takes drugs because “they’re fun”. Last year, the outspoken 25-year-old upset Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania residents after drunkenly calling their city “S**tsburgh” during an interview but her candid drugs comments look likely to cause an even bigger furore around the globe. Miller, who plays Edie Sedgewick in her latest movie Factory Girl, confessed she took morphine to research the role of the New York socialite who died of an overdose, and understands why Andy Warhol’s muse was drawn to illegal substances. She says, “They’re f**kloads of fun. “If I had a drug of choice it would be magic mushrooms.”

And, when exactly did Paris Hilton join the brady bunch?