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It is rumoured that the record-breaking figure could reach as much as $20 million, such is the determination of big-budget magazines like OK! and its bidding rival People, to bag exclusive rights to the pics of the newborns. Both publications have declined to comment on negotiations for the photographs

The new figure could soon make it as lucrative to give birth as it is to make movies.

Brad and Angelina reportedly plan to give the money to charities they champion, as they did with the proceeds from the first pictures of daughter Shiloh in 2006.

Some insiders suggest that the images won’t fetch as much as $15 million but, whatever the final figure is, it’s sure to beat the current record set earlier this year when Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony sold the US rights for their twins’ pictures to People and the European rights to OK!. The overall package was reportedly worth $7 million.  Source

Pamela on Jessica “Bitch, Whore” Oops Just Kidding! - CFW

Kelly Brook Kinky Latex Photoshoot - GAP

Kanye Forgive Amy - HM

Steven Tyler Changes His Foot Detox Story - ASL

Milo Ventimiglia in Boxer Briefs - BOB

Paris Hilton Donates Money? - FD

Milan Fashion Week roundup - AY

Dina Lohan Leaving The Club - DD

Heidi Is Just Like Jesus - CS

Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Weigh Herself - GC

Anne Hathaway Busted Her Boyfriend? - AH

I wasn’t going to post these to save you from, well, having to look at them, but here’s Britney Spears showing off her panties in Los Angeles over the weekend. I’m not sure why any reasonable human being would attempt to zoom in on Britney Spears’ butthole like that, but this is the paparazzi we’re talking about. I guess we should just be thankful they stopped there. Also, what the hell is going on with the texture of Britney Spears’ private area? It looks like somebody decided to replace her vagina with a pile of mold.

NOTE: Pics might be NSFW, depending on how you classify the horrible-looking area around Britney Spears’ taint.

I really don’t know what to say about these pics of porn star Bridget the Midget’s flashing a boob this weekend. Mostly because I’m disappointed a unicorn didn’t fly out of her cleavage like these doodles I made on my Trapper Keeper. Although, technically, I believe Bridget’s obligated to at least shoot gold coins out of her nipple, if my interpretation of midget law isn’t mistaken. Which it could be because they write so. Damn. Small.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW version including one of Bridget’s tattoo of a dollar bill that’s cleverly replaced George Washington with, well, here’s a hint: that’s not a flower.

What a bunch of crap - barf barf barf….  Apparently there is a different side to Heidi Montag that you don’t see on MTV’s The Hills, the 21-year-old budding singer tells USA Today. "I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God," says Montag, who identifies herself as "kind of non-denominational Baptist."  Does being a skank going along with this?

Heidi — who just released her latest single "Fashion" and frequently reads the Bible — says she even wants to record a Christian album. She adds that she once planned on devoting her life to God as a missionary in Africa. She and beau Spencer Pratt — who just attacked Mary-Kate Olsen after she said he had a bad temper in high school — will head there in August to "feed children and help build things." (Pratt noted that they could adopt a baby while there, but Montag said, "not right now. I think we’d be married before we do that.")

Despite Jesus teaching forgiveness, Montag says that rule likely won’t apply to her relationship with Lauren Conrad. "I don’t think people are ever going to get that," she says of a reconciliation. (Still, she insists Conrad will "always have a place in my heart.") Of Conrad’s claim that Montag spread those sex tape rumors, Montag says: "God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?" As for the new season of The Hills (the first of 19 episodes debut August 18), Montag says viewers will get to meet her old sister Holly, an aspiring filmmaker who once lived with her and Conrad. "Holly and Lauren were inseparable for a while," Montag says. "But they stopped being friends when Lauren and I stopped being friends." 

All I can say is what a load of crap - give me a break, I can’t stand this no talent wanna be plastic barbie doll!

Hollywood’s hottest young celebrities hit the pages of the August issue Vanity Fair in it’s Hollywood’s New Wave edition. Amanda Seyfried, Emma Roberts, Blake Lively and Kristen Stewart are featured on the cover.

Amanda Seyfried, Emma Roberts, Blake Lively & Kristen Stewart

Nereida Gallardo continues her vacation in Italy with soccer star boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo. At some angles, Nereida looks absolutely banging. While in others, Holy crap, cellulite. But I’m willing to look past all that because I’m a sensitive guy who drinks a lot and had sex with a a toaster last night. I’ve got nowhere to go but up. (Provided the coffeepot stops giving me “the eye.”) That said; Nereida, quit smoking and hit the treadmill. Otherwise you’ve got a future ahead of you filled with sarongs and choreographed butt-flexing like someone I know. Let’s just say her name rhymes with “Kim Kardashian” and leave it at that.

Heidi Montag is a devout Christian and wish people knew more about her faith. But you don’t hear much of that because she’s too busy posing in pictures that could only be used as Aryan greeting cards. But in between displaying her funbags, Heidi has a deep spiritual side that she shared with USA Today. Let’s take a look at Heidi’s ability to form thoughts which will make you cringe because of the fact her uterus is fertile and capable of reproduction:

On how she’s just like Jesus but with implants:
“There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn’t matter to me.”

On her and Spencer’s faith and surprising ability to read:
Montag identifies herself as “kind of non-denominational Baptist” and hopes to release a Christian album one day. Both she and Pratt read the Bible conscientiously. “I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God.”

On traveling to Africa - Paris Hilton style:
This August, she and Pratt are headed to Africa to “feed children and help build things.” Cameras will capture their trek, but not for The Hills.

Heidi also plans on releasing a Christian music album and you know what? I couldn’t think of a better market for her. SNAP! Did I just burn religion and Heidi in one sentence? I think I did. Who’s Jesus now? Eh? If you’ll excuse me, I need to go turn the water cooler into wine.

UPDATE: Didn’t work so I just poured vodka in. That’s in The Bible too.

Jessica Simpson’s publicist probably framed the “Real Girls Love Meat” shirt because it is really pissing people off. Nobody important, of course, just PETA and now Pamela Anderson. She decided to use some choice words this weekend to describe Jessica on an Australian radio show. The Sun reports:

“I think she is a bitch and whore. Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”

Knowing Jessica Simpson she was probably talking about Hot Wheels. Maybe these two should put aside their differences, and, I’m just spitballing ideas here, press their bare breasts together. You know, for the children - and world peace. Yeah, whatever I just said: Jujubes. They should really let me work at the U.N. I’ve got answers to stuff.