Archive for August, 2007

Ashton Kutcher is a woman

Friday, August 31st, 2007

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Here’s Ashton Kutcher wearing Capri pants and a shirt with a shiny hummingbird on it. Because, you know, Capri pants. And a shiny hummingbird. All further evidence to support my theory that Ashton Kutcher is the toughest man on the planet. I’m just waiting for the paparazzi shots of him buying tampons with Demi Moore. You know Demi doesn’t need them because of a little thing called menopause. And if you don’t know what menopause is, just ask somebody old like Demi. Your grandmother, for example. Don’t worry, eventually she’ll stop sobbing long enough to explain it to you.

Photo: Splash

Britney Spears’ former manager served

Friday, August 31st, 2007

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Larry Rudolph, the former manager of Britney Spears, was subpoenaed Thursday and must now testify in the custody battle between Britney and Kevin Federline. Larry had told Ryan Seacrest earlier this week that he was trying to avoid being served for fear of harming Britney’s case. People reports:

Rudolph “was served about 30 minutes ago,” said Erin Tietsort, the assistant manager at the Sunset Tan in West Los Angeles, on Thursday afternoon. “He’s employed here. He’s part-owner.”

Tietsort described the process server as a 5′8″ brunette in black slacks and a buttoned-up shirt.

“We asked her who she was but she just said she had a meeting with [Rudolph]. After he walked in he said, ‘Can I help you?’ and she just handed the papers and left. He had no idea. He then said [to himself], ‘Oh, okay. Yeah. They’ve been looking for me. This is for Britney Spears-Kevin Federline.’ I was like, ‘Really?’ And he just stared out the window. You could tell he wasn’t too happy about it,” said Tietsort.

There is only one plausible explanation for these turn of events: Larry Rudolph is absolutely, 100% retarded. Who publicly says they have damaging information about a high-profile celebrity custody battle, then hides out in a establishment they are part owner of? Larry Rudolph. That’s who. In case you’re not fully convinced of the guy’s stupidity, here’s something to chew on: Larry Rudolph thought it was a good idea for Britney Spears to hang out with Paris Hilton. If his goal was to blind the world, mission accomplished.

Gwen Stefani Hawaii bikini pictures

Friday, August 31st, 2007

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Remember when Gwen Stefani looked like this? I guess she decided to stop looking like a homeless person and start looking, well, hot. And didn’t she just have a kid? Look at her stomach. She deserves a medal for looking this good. I don’t want to point any fingers, but sometimes when people have kids they get fat and ugly and forget to wear pants. And are named Britney. Spears. Britney Spears. I’m talking about Britney Spears. Not sure if you got it because I was being so subtle.

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Photos: Splash

Britney Spears’ Song Gimmie More

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Just heard the new Britney song! I must say it is an improvement for Britney, but it still sucks. Its way to repetitive! Want the lyrics… Gimmie more Gimmie More….. that’s it.

I really hate pop music, so that might be the reason I hate it? I guess if songs like “umbrella” are your taste then you will think this shit is good. I just can’t stand overproduced mainstream crap.

Listen to it Here

Carrie Underwood shooting a video clip in Los Angeles, August 30

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Diana’s boys share their memories with the world!

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

William and Harry will today lead an emotional service to mark the tenth anniversary of the death of their mother.   The princes will give readings at the thanksgiving event and may even make an unprecedented personal tribute to Diana.   More than 450 friends, relatives and dignitaries have been invited as well as representatives of charities that the Princess of Wales supported during her life.   A notable absentee from the service - to be held at the Guards Chapel in St James’s Park, central London, is the princes’ stepmother, the Duchess of Cornwall.   The Prince of Wales’s second wife was forced to pull out following public hostility and criticism from Diana’s friends.   Source

American’s Next Top Model Cast - Cycle 9

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

The competition gets fierce for the ninth cycle of The CW’s hit series America’s Next Top Model, as the 13 finalists fight to turn their dreams of becoming a top model into reality. This season, an incredible transformation takes place as the finalists face new challenges and photo shoots ranging from the very glamorous to controversial, all while living under one roof in a posh Los Angeles mansion. See the drama unfold in the one-hour, ninth-cycle premiere of America’s Next Top Model on Wednesday, September 19 8/7c.

Lauren Conrad is very famous

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

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Lauren Conrad and some other people from The Hills were spotted frolicking on the beach. Which is news, because, you know, one time Lauren totally kissed Jason and then Heidi was all, “I can’t believe she did that” but she did, and then she ordered a latte and got a tan. So see? Famous. Man, how does she handle the pressures of being her? She’s like a monolith.

NOTE: I wonder how much she gets paid to stand on the beach and do nothing. Oh wait, that’s right.

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Photos: Splash

When Photoshop Is Needed!

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

 

Are they trying to get people to buy these bags or go running in the other direction when they see this ad! Fergie even looks bad for Fergie! What happened to the photoshop?

Isn’t She Pretty, Y’all!

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Wow, just imagine if she could produce as many singles as she does ass slips!

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