Archive for August, 2007

Sienna Miller the Image of Drunken Beauty

Friday, August 31st, 2007

Sienna Miller caught sloshed!  Apparently, she was literally falling out of her shoes drunk following a fashion launch party last night. Sienna was so smashed she was walking into walls and had to be held up by her friends.

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Paris Hilton Being Paris Hilton

Friday, August 31st, 2007

Trash, Trash, Trash! Does she think she is cool because drunkin’ retards like her? I guess thats why she enjoys clubbing so much. No one sober can stand her and it is easier to give drunk guys herpes!

 

 

Keira Knightley Doesn’t Like Celeb Flashers

Friday, August 31st, 2007

Keira Knightley has criticized celebs like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan for flashing their private assets more often than not.

She says that she is sickened by celebrities who expose themselves to photographers, and claims their actions make them “s**ttier than everybody else”.

The actress insists that she has too much class to follow in their footsteps.  “I’m not going to get blind drunk and then stumble out and fall over an puke up in front of people. I’m not saying I don’t do that in private, but I try not to,” she said.

“The whole celebrity thing is not magic. They’re real people proving they’re shittier than everybody else because they don’t even wear knickers,” she added.

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Weekly Celebrity Dirty Laundry Beauty Review

Friday, August 31st, 2007

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Lil’ Kim Driving Without A Plate and License

Friday, August 31st, 2007

Lil’ Kim got pulled over last night in New York when she decided to take her Lamborghini for a spin without license plates or a driver’s license.

Kim was driving on the West Side of Manhattan and went to fill her tank, when cops noticed that she didn’t have a plate. They also discovered that Kim didn’t have a driver’s license either. Still, the rapperista wasn’t detained by cops, and her lawyer came to the rescue, picking her up — and driving away in the Lambo.

The NYPD confirmed that Jones was stopped, but didn’t say whether she was ticketed for driving without a license.

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Shilol Comes Out of Hiding!

Friday, August 31st, 2007

Finally, Angelina takes Shilol out! They spent the day  at the Central Park petting zoo, Thursday.  Shilol is the cutest baby! She kicks Suri’s ass in cuteness!

I hope She Disappears Forever

Friday, August 31st, 2007

Britney Spears plans to appear Sept. 9 on the MTV Video Music Awards, where “Mindfreak” magician Criss Angel will use his best illusions to try to conjure up a comeback for her.

Angel will guide Spears in and out of a series of mirrors, making it seem as though she vanishes and then reappears several times, a source told the Daily News yesterday. Other dancers in the complicated number are being called upon to harness up for simulated flight, the source said.

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Owen Wilson Didn’t Suffer and Overdose

Friday, August 31st, 2007

Owen Wilson did not suffer a drug overdose on Sunday (Aug. 26) but he was taking anti-depressants, the actor’s attorney tells.

Media outlets had speculated that he was also found with an empty bottle of pills beside him, but the attorney said he was not aware of any drugs, other than anti-depressants, being in Wilson’s system at the time of incident.

The Santa Monica City Attorney’s office has announced they will not release the 911 call made by Luke. “In reaching this decision the City believes that in many instances no person should have to worry about whether placing a call for emergency assistance will automatically make his or her medical request open to public review,” the City Attorney’s office said in a press release late Wednesday.

“In balancing the competing interests, the City agencies outweighs the public interest served by disclosure of the emergency 911 call. In situation such as this, the City concludes that the public is best served if medical attention is promptly sought instead of being delayed because of a concern, real or imagined, of public attention, regardless of whether that publicity is sympathetic or not.”

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Dirty Laundry Caption of the Day

Friday, August 31st, 2007

Hayden Panettiere and cast of Hero’s in Germany.

Britney Spears' two new songs are really good

Friday, August 31st, 2007

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Two new Britney Spears songs have popped up online and they’re every bit as bad as you’d expect. According to The Sun, she opens her new song Cold As Fire with the lyrics:

“I’m just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him come in my mouth/ Make him my new baby”

Other sources are saying the lyrics are:

“I’m just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him call me mama/ Make him my new baby”

You can listen for yourself here, but either way it’s bad. Like really really bad. Like so bad I thought it was a fake. I think they squeezed Britney until they got her voice as high up as it is, and then pulled some random people off the subway and made them backup singers. And Britney’s next single Gimme More (listen here) opens with the lyrics:

“It’s Britney, bitch”

Ooh, sassy. I don’t know about you, but this Britney character sounds like she’s got a lot of attitude. Man, I bet she also smokes and wears sunglasses indoors. She’s so cool.

NOTE: Just to be complete, here’s her third leaked song. Although it’s the same one I posted a couple weeks ago and still just as bad.