Jordan’s new book?
I think most people are suprised she can read, never mind write a book. but Jordan / Katie Price is releasing a steamy X-rated novel — on the day she publishes a kids’ pony riding book.The busty model, real name Katie Price, is aiming innocent tale Perfect Ponies at kids aged seven to nine.
It follows the adventues of pony-loving kids Jess, Mel, Amber, Sam and Cara.
But her sleazy book Crystal is full of lusty sex references, telling the story of a randy contestant on an X Factor-style show.
One extract reads: “You’re one lucky girl Crystal, you’ve found the holy grail of *****! The shorts were so far up her **** cheeks, it must have felt like she was ******** her ******** every time she sat down!”

















































