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I think most people are suprised she can read, never mind write a book. but Jordan / Katie Price is releasing a steamy X-rated novel — on the day she publishes a kids’ pony riding book.The busty model, real name Katie Price, is aiming innocent tale Perfect Ponies at kids aged seven to nine.

It follows the adventues of pony-loving kids Jess, Mel, Amber, Sam and Cara.

But her sleazy book Crystal is full of lusty sex references, telling the story of a randy contestant on an X Factor-style show.

One extract reads: “You’re one lucky girl Crystal, you’ve found the holy grail of *****! The shorts were so far up her **** cheeks, it must have felt like she was ******** her ******** every time she sat down!”

Rehab anyone? Jesse Metcalfe checked himself in to an undisclosed rehab center for alcohol abuse this week, a rep for the star confirmed. “On Monday, March 19, Jesse Metcalfe entered a rehab facility to deal with alcohol issues. He realized he had a problem and was anxious to deal with it immediately. The actor, best known as the hunky gardener on the ABC show ‘Desperate Housewives’ and the star of the film ‘John Tucker Must Die,’ hopes that the media will allow him the privacy to deal properly with his treatment.”

Mel Gibson is pissing people off again after telling a Central American Studies professor to “f- off” during a tense press conference. He was addressing a film class at Cal State University at Northridge last night when the professor questioned the accuracy of his Apocalypto film. Alicia Estrada asked Gibson if he had read about the Mayan culture before shooting the controversial film, suggesting that some of the bloodthirsty, sacrificial scenes in the film were both wrong and racist.

Gibson suddenly exploded in anger, responding, “Lady, f- off.” Gibson also became angry when members of the Mayan community protested on how they were portrayed in the film during the lecture. They were escorted out of the room

Oh look Christina Aguilera has turned orange. I think it must be this seasons my have colour

I think it must be this seasons my have colour

Jessica Simpson is set to join the television show ‘X Factor’. She has been slated to replace Louis Walsh on the judging panel and TV bosses are hoping Jessica will boost ratings. A source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “They are looking for a looking for a female American judge to balance things up and Jessica is a sexy girl and will add some glamor to the show.” X Factor’ auditions begin next month and the new series will air in August.

Christina Aguileraloves to spice up her sex life by playing doctor (and nurse) in the bedroom - and she’s even bought her new husband, Jordan Bratman, a sexy medic’s outfit. The couple is said to stage racy hospital emergencies in the privacy of their own home - and the ‘Dirrty’ singer makes sure they have all manner of sex toys to in their fantasy foray. She also insists that her husband dresses up for the fun sex sessions. She told Maxim magazine, “I like to play doctor. I got Jordan a doctor’s outfit with a doctor’s bag full of sex toys. I wore the naughty nurse’s costume, ofcourse.”

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise seem like there under a dark cloud, as they sat watching his son’s basketball game and barely looking at each other

Paris Hilton got impants?? Or is her ego just bursting out??

video taken during Britney Spears’ downward spiral could be released, the New York Daily News reports.

The footage was reportedly shot during a party at New York club One in early February, when Spears took off her clothes in a back room of the club and tried on the clothes of the dancers who worked there.

The newspaper reports that there are also photos of the pop stars’ derriere and that bidding for those has peaked at $150,000

Elizabeth Hurley’s wedding to businessman Arun Nayar in this week’s Hello! Magazine. I am living for the photo of Elizabeth with all of her wedding “pages” dressed in their little Versace Couture outfits. Tee hee! The children include Elizabeth’s son Damian (who is a carbon copy of his father Steve Bing), Elle Macpherson’s son Cy, and Lennon Gallagher (son of Patsy Kensit and Liam Gallagher). Damian is the boy in the center of the photo, but I don’t know what the Macpherson or Gallagher kids look like. One thing I know for sure is that a few of those children need haircuts